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Do you ship internationally?

In a word; Yes.
In two words; Yeah man.
In three words; twelve bucks, bitch.

What are your shipping charges?

Shipping isn't just shipping, it's shipping AND handling. Our flat-rate standard shipping charge to the entire world is $12 (for unlimited items). This covers the cost of pressing your items, packing them in high-performance Tyvek® Envelopes (and other packing materials), and of course, the postage charge itself.

For limited time only, we are offering discounted shipping for the continental United States. If you are part of those 48 Union states, you qualify for a flat-rate shipping and handling charge of only $4.20!

After fierce lobbying on the part of Prime Minister Stephen Harper, we are proud to be able to offer residents of Canada flat-rate shipping for only $5.95! (USD) This is a limited time offer, so hurry!

How long will it take before I get my order?

Depending on the time you place your order, the intensive printing process for your shirt(s) will either begin the same day or next day. You can expect to receive your shirt(s) 7-14 business days after you place your order, depending on destination.

Is there any chance you have these in white shirts?

There's always a chance, if you believe in it enough! As long as your spirit has the will and strength to fight, as long as you dare to take a chance, and your heart has the courage to... actually hang on...
No. I was just told no white shirts.

I ordered the wrong size what do I do?

OH-EM-GEE! You're competent enough to have and use a credit card? You know all of your shipping information including your name and address? You haven't choked to death eating potatoes?!? Wow! You've accomplished so much in life and you haven't figured out your t-shirt size yet? While it pleases us to be the first merchant to sell you a shirt, you will have to cover the shipping cost to us and back out again. Time-consuming and expensive, yes, but you will learn a valuable life lesson (and eventually get the shirt that best fits your physique). Click Here to contact us with your dilemma.

Are logos or words or anything else printed on the shirts?

No. We do not add anything extra to our shirts. This means: nothing on the back, no extra tags, no small copyright print, no TM (trademark symbol), and no company logos anywhere.

How do I know my personal and payment information is secure?

Payments are collected via a secure server with 128-bit encryption. Furthermore, we will NEVER divulge your name, your address, your phone number, your email address, or ANY other personal information. Period.

I represent a major email marketing company, and would be interested in purchasing your customer database and mailing list. What's your price?

Let's talk!

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